These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.
I AM CRYING MY SISTER THINKS IM INSANE
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
“millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village”
how on earth
Emma Stone + pretending not to like Andrew Garfield
“He DOES NOT make me laugh!”
How I clean my room:
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed